The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband . ‘ The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands .
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again . I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me . ‘ The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish . So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! . . . the husband became 92 years old .
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female . . . . .