I absolutely love Maxine! 🙂 Luckily for those around me, I actually say some of these things and mean it. No point in lying to people. 🙂 HAHA!!! Love your blog, too!


Some of those are so crazily sad but true. “If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance.” How true!


no.5 is sarcastic lol…but i’d agree on no.6 and i sometimes do that revenge thing. it’s true – there’s no use pretending to be able to sleep when plotting a revenge is the only thing that will tranquilize you to sleepdom lol


Good Ole Maxine tells it like it is, doesn’t she? She’s the person who sounds off in my head when all I can do is look at the idiot in question, narrow my eyes and walk away. (LOL)