Isn’t “Do it yourself” and “Professional” used together an oxymoron?
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Isn’t “Do it yourself” and “Professional” used together an oxymoron?
2 pounds ground beef
1 large onion, finely minced
1/2 sleeve saltine crackers, crushed
1 teaspoon minced garlic from the jar
1/2 teaspoon white pepper
1 jumbo egg, beaten
*I sometimes cheat and buy the bags of meatballs from Costco or Sam’s Club
SAUCE
3/4 cup Welch’s grape jelly
3 tablespoons white vinegar
1 3/4 cups Heinz chili sauce
1 medium red bell pepper, cut into thin slivers
I do the memes: Menu Plan Monday hosted by aura at I’m an Organizing Junkie, Favorite Ingredient Friday hosted by Kathryn at
Overwhelmed with Joy, Freezer Food Friday hosted by MJ at mjpuzzlemom, Scrumptious Sunday hosted by Meredith at Mercedes Rocks and Slow Cooking Thursday hosted by Sandra at Diary of a Stay at Home Mom. Doing them all make great additions to help keeping me on track and finding so new recipes!I developed this recipe for a request from our youngest and it quickly became a family favorite.
This meme is hosted by Mercedes at Mercedes Rocks
Theme for Hump Day Humor – Teachers
Next weeks theme – PETS
Hopefully this doesn’t offend anyone.
The professor started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing, he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important qual ity is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.”
Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
1 cup dark brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar
2/3 cup milk
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
3/4 cup dark brown sugar
1 tablespoon espresso powder
1/2 cup sugar
2/3 cup milk
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Recipe (page 90) adapted from ‘A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband’ by Louise Bennett Weaver and Helen Cowles LeCron