Ideas To Help You Maintain a Healthy Dose of Sanity

Thank you Janet and Megan for resurrecting it!

These were in a recent email and I thought they were pretty funny. I highlighted my favorites.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice!
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face of course…
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
Sing Along At The Opera.
Five days in advance of their party, tell your friends you can’t attend because you have a headache.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘ I Won! I Won!’
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter ask where the fitting room is.