MORE Parents Glossary of KIDS kitchen terms
Thank you Janet and Megan for resurrecting it!

  1. GERMS ~ The only thing kids will share freely.
  2. KITCHEN ~ The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
  3. LEFTOVERS ~ Commonly described as “gross”.
  4. LIVER ~ A food that affects genes, creating a hereditary dislike.
  5. MACARONI ~ Material for a collage.
  6. MEASURING CUP ~ A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.
  7. METRIC ~ A system of measurement that will be accepted only after 40 years of wandering in the desert.
  8. NAPKIN ~ Any worn cloth object, such as shirt or pants.
  9. NATURAL FOOD ~ Food eaten with unwashed hands.
  10. NUTRITION ~ Secret war waged by parents using direct commands, camouflage and constant guard duty.
  11. PLATE ~ A breakable frisbee.
  12. REFRIGERATOR ~ A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.
  13. THIRSTY ~ How your child feels after you’ve said your final “good night”.
  14. VEGETABLE ~ A basic food known to satisfy kid’s hunger ~ but only by sight.

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