- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes – to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!),but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product.
OH MY!!!!! This was the best!!!!! I was nodding and shaking my head and saying yes and giggling all the way through your list. We have so much in common and this list totally solidifies it…lol. I will be back to Homemaker Monday this coming Monday, I just missed your blog and came over for a visit 🙂
Julieann xo xo
I LOVE these type of lists. I admire all the what ifs in life 🙂
These are great thoughts. I love the one about calling someone immediately back and no answer except voicemail. My husband does that to me all the time.
YEP, that one is the funniest and seems to happen ALL the time lately! 😀
Good ones! I love the idea of keeping phone numbers…Have a great week ahead!
I really just fear losing all my digital data!
Lots of funnies in your thoughts to ponder. My fitted sheet question (though I don’t fold them, I think my husband does sometimes) is how can you tell them from the regular ones if they are both folded nice and neat? Hope you’re having a great week!
I have a system that works for me. I fold the top sheet into about a 3 foot x 12 inch length. Then I fold the pillowcases and place them on one end. Then I fold the fitted sheet (somehow I have the gene that allows me to fold it 😀 ) and place that on top of the pillowcases. The I roll it all into a neat little bundle that fits in the drawer of the dresser for that room. Don’t hate me 😀 I’m a Virgo, a perfectionist by habit.