LIFE IS A BATTLE – YOU EITHER ENTER IT ARMED OR YOU SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY. ~RICHARD GILMORE quoting his mother Lorelai Gilmore from the Gilmore Girls
Category: FOOD FOR THOUGHT
RANTS, RAVES, BUTTS, BASKETS, PEDESTRIAN RIGHT OF WAY, COMMON SENSE & RESPONSIBILITY and THE PURSUIT OF THE ICONIC TV 50’S WAY OF LIFE
RANTS, RAVES, BUTTS, BASKETS, PEDESTRIAN RIGHT OF WAY, COMMON SENSE & RESPONSIBILITY and THE PURSUIT OF THE ICONIC TV 50’S WAY OF LIFE
STORY OF MY LIFE!
As they went along they passed some people who remarked “What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding.”
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked “What a shame…. he makes that little boy walk.” So they then decided they’d both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who remarked “They’re really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride.”
So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying “How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.”
The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well… Kiss your ass goodbye!
~ Have A Nice Day ~
GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK – SHARING AN EMAIL THAT HIT HOME
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
1 * Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them..
3 * Drive carefully… It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
4 * If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
5 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
6 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
7 * Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
8 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
9 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
10 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
11 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.
FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE…
This email left me LMAO, so I thought I would share…
‘Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman…
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: –
Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!’ The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
“My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night”
THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
- Bring the past only if you are going to build from it.
- The important thing is how much we do with what we know.
- To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
OPPORTUNITY vs. ENTITLEMENT
Every morning Dear Abby lands in my email box. I’m not sure why and can’t even remember signing up for it, but somewhere along the way I must have. Most mornings I skim it and delete, but awhile back I read one that really ticked me off and then today there was a response to it. One of my biggest pet peeves is the youth of today and the “virtual” silver spoon they believe to be hanging from their mouths. So many (definitely not all) of them lack a decent work ethic or back bone and spend so much of heir time selfishly calculating “what’s in it for me” that they miss the big picture. about life. I thought I’d share today’s Dear Abby because I was impressed that so many others agreed with me and that gives me hope! Before today, I thought I was the last one clinging to civility, propriety and manners as society’s redeemers. Okay so based on that statement this obviously goes deeper with me, but that is a story for another time.
READERS ADVISE ANGRY STUDENT TO MAKE THE MOST OF COLLEGE
DEAR ABBY: May I respond to “Bound for College” (April 9), the high school senior who is distressed because she may have to go to a state university?
DEAR MIKE: Thank you for your letter. Readers unanimously agreed that “Bound” needs to make the most of the opportunities that come her way and start thinking and acting like an adult.
Read on:
Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
THE DEATH OF COMMON SENSE
‘Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
abortion.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
and place them in their best light.
~Jennie Jerome Churchill